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The Amazin' Brazen

by RAY BRAZEN

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Leesburg is a lie, nobody asks why Old folks and rednecks in a big pig sty Once it was rural, now it's gentrified Too many retirees, wish they all would die Every day is Groundhog Day, same things to do Ask me my plans tomorrow, I'm going to Wake up check my mail give myself head Hit the mall come back home wish myself dead Take a bath take a nap whack off again Go on the internet bedtime at ten Leesburg is for fools, same strict set of rules There ain't no one here who's even slightly cool Take all the old folks, drown them in the pool There's no pretty girls here, only worthless tools Every day is boredom, my anger it fuels What shall I do tomorrow, watch gallinules? Wake up check my mail give myself head Hit the mall come back home wish myself dead Take a bath take a nap whack off again Go on the internet bedtime at ten Country club prison, palm tree lined courtyards Country club prison, barbed wire lined beaches This could be heaven but I just can't tell A paradox into which I fell This could be heaven but it ain't so swell A paradise that feels more like hell Country club prison, palm tree lined courtyards Country club prison, barbed wire lined beaches This could be heaven but it just can't last It's got the sunshine but it's got no class This could be heaven but that vibe has passed Must find a way to get out of here fast
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'Tis sacrilege 'tis blasphemy To think of someone living in this house instead of he 'Tis sacrilege 'tis blasphemy To think that someone walks this yard who isn't family You came upon this land when its owners weren't looking Mowed down the fields and built your houses out of stone You think you're settled in and you're oh so nice and cozy Better think again because the panther's coming home Comin' back to take a stand Back to reclaim his land You thoght that you were free To chop down his favorite tree You'll see him in your yard one night He'll sure as hell put up a fight Kill you to reclaim his nation From your retirement reservation 'Tis sacrilege 'tis blasphemy Never saw so many people squatting legally 'Tis sacrilege 'tis blasphemy On stolen land they've built their great society You justify this town with laws that man created But laws of nature must someday have upper hand You may not see him but he's lurking in the distance When he shows his face you'll know the panther's in command Comin' back to take a stand Back to reclaim his land You thoght that you were free To chop down his favorite tree You'll see him in your yard one night He'll sure as hell put up a fight Kill you to reclaim his nation From your retirement reservation
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Anxiety dreams, anxiety nightmares Anxiety's mean, anxiety don't care Anxiety dreams, anxiety nightmares Anxiety's mean, anxiety don't care I got tossed last night and then I woke up I got nude last night and then I woke up I got lost last night and then I woke up I got screwed last night and then I woke up Hung out with the Hound last night I thought that it would be alright Didn't seem so strange to me And I wasn't far from NYC Time and logic held my trust Cops saw me smoke but didn't bust But at closing time it all went dark I forgot just where my car was parked Adjustment dreams, adjustment nightmares Adjustment's mean, adjustment don't care Adjustment dreams, adjustment nightmares Adjustment's mean, adjustment don't care I got paid last night and then I woke up I got stoned last night and then I woke up I got laid last night and then I woke up I got home last night and then I woke up Dreams calmed down for a little while But soon a new dreamscape was in style Didn't seem so strange to me I was just ten miles from NYC Surrounded by my friends and home And all night long I was not alone But I'd never really left my room I woke up to the same old doom Anxiety dreams, adjustment nightmares Anxiety's mean, adjustment don't care Anxiety dreams, adjustment nightmares Anxiety's mean, adjustment don't care I got out last night and then I woke up I got weed last night and then I woke up I got about last night and then I woke up I got freed last night and then I woke up They say that dreams keep your mind occupied So that you don't wake up But when your dreams run out of ideas It really screws your mind up
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They moved me down here to the Twilight Zone They moved me to this place for reasons unknown And I'm feeling crazy as a loon I wish somebody would explain to me Why has this situation come to be But I don't expect an answer soon I wonder if it's a conspiracy Could they be dosing me with LSD? Do they put it in my water supply? They moved me down here to the Twilight Zone Somehow this crazy place is now my home I might never know the reasons why The morning after I arrived in town I thought I'd take a little walk around Just to see whatever I could see When suddenly I got a great big scare A flying object hit me from nowhere An evil mockingbird attacking me My daddy's birthday was the other day We celebrated with a big party On their retirement community A lady friend about their age was there And let me tell you mama I could swear That she was makin' goo goo eyes at me They moved me down here to the Twilight Zone They moved me to this place for reasons unknown And I'm feeling crazy as a loon I wish somebody would explain to me Why has this situation come to be But I don't expect an answer soon They thought this place was gonna smooth me out But everyone's about to have their doubts Because this place has made me crazier still Is it a blessing or is it a curse? Is my life better or just getting worse? Can I leave here of my own free will?
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Oh! Orlando 03:38
I was wandering through the Twilight Zone Feeling lost and empty and so all alone I wondered why I'd ever set out to roam Wanted to turn around and just go home But then from out of nowhere I heard this sound Calling to me from deep within this town I followed to its source just like a bird A sound like nothing else I'd ever heard From dense rainforests the sounds of drums A voice cried out imploring me to come Then someone offered me a cup of tea One sip brought on a new found clarity And in the clearing I looked and glanced Beautiful locals doing a native dance They came up to me and I felt a rush when they said "Come join us now, you look like one of us" I asked no questions, I just took my place And we all danced ourselves right into outer space It wasn't long till I forgot myself And found that I no longer felt stuck on a shelf It didn't matter where I was at all For these folks made me feel like ten feet tall Could not come down cuz I was eight miles high And then I understood the reasons why
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Dear God! Dear Satan! I know you're both watchin' me whenever I'm masturbatin' I've got a request, not sure which of you wants to take it Y'see I'm down on my luck and I want so bad to make it Y'see there's this girl I met at a party just last week And I want more out of her than just a peck on the cheek And I want my new CD to be a hit when it's ready Then maybe me and this girl can start to go steady Dear God! Dear Satan! Plotting Armageddon while we all just lie 'round waitin' I guess it's safe to say I've served both of you equally So whichever one takes my cause don't matter much to me You both have the power to make me a superstar So I can play big stadiums instead of these crummy bars My heart and soul are up for grabs, I just wanna get out of here And take this dull life I've been livin' into another sphere Dear God! Dear Satan! I'm goin' to bed now, while you stay up all night debatin' I guess it's safe to say I've served both of you equally So whichever one takes my cause don't matter much to me, okay?
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Run Along 04:11
What was that you just said about me? Are you really trying to arouse me? Why can't you say it to my face? Why must you sound so out of place? Did I hear what you just said correctly? Why do you have to say it indirectly? Why can't you say it to my face? Why must you sound so out of place? From the stage you sounded cutesy-cute But when I saw you later you were mute At first it seemed just like your words had some sting But now I realize they don't mean a thing On the air you sounded cutesy-cute But when I saw you later you were mute At first it seemed just like your words had some sting But now I realize they don't mean a thing And you think I want you? No no no no no no no no no Uh-uh I don't want you No no no no no no no no no I'd run along if I were you No no no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no no I don't want you for no friend of mine Don't wanna be with you in the summertime Blew all your chances, you don't get another Get out of here and go home to your mother I don't wanna be your valentine Don't wanna be with you in the summertime Blew all your chances, you don't get another Get out of here and go home to your mother I think she's calling you Na na na na na na na na na I hear her calling you Na na na na na na na na na I'd run along if I were you Na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na You just don't get it do you? You just don't get it do you? You just don't get it do you? You just don't get it do you?
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I thought I'd go out and make the scene But when I got there, things were obscene Band that was onstage, they really sucked Can't believe I wasted five bucks Feel out of place here, feel like a boze Stale cigarette smoke sticks to my clothes Feel alienated, feel like a slob People here are acting like snobs What's everybody doin' tonight? What's everybody drinkin' tonight? What's everybody smokin' tonight? Nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin' Nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin' Deer in the headlights, deaf dumb and blind This ain't how I planned to lose my mind Don't know what to say to anybody here Can't afford their overpriced beer They look at me like I'm on some trip I'm not here out of a need to look hip Just want to find me something that's real This here room has no appeal What's everybody sayin' tonight? What's everybody playin' tonight? What's everybody feelin' tonight? Nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin' Nothin' nothin' nothin' nothin'
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Hey girl you said it's party time It's been a month and I'm still waitin' Tryin' to save up my last dime But all my hope is quickly fadin' Been waiting here too long, ain't got no time for jokes If you've got someone else Don't look to me to be your cheat I've already had my share Of bein' used and thrown out in the street You'd better make your move before I'm almost broke Won't rent that movie cuz I've already seen it Don't look in my eyes unless you mean it That line you're feeding me, well, I can read between it Don't look in my eyes unless you mean it Hey girl you said it's party time It's been two months and i'm still waitin' Tryin' to save up my last dime But all my hope is quickly fadin' I'd rather put my pride before a fall If you've got someone else Don't look to me to be your cheat I've already had my share Of bein' used and thrown out in the street If that's where your head's at, it ain't nowhere at all Won't rent that movie cuz I've already seen it Don't look in my eyes unless you mean it That line you're feeding me, well, I can read between it Don't look in my eyes unless you mean it
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New music women have such cute noses They seem to match up just like sunshine and roses New music women have such cute noses So many in the crowds when I go to the showses In hipster record stores new tunes I love to seek Always get distracted by bohemian girls' beaks Hearing the new sounds we've bought together would be bliss All while we share a passionate eskimo kiss I'd love to make it with Cat Power sometime Her turned-up nose I would be so proud to call mine And as for you, my dear Miss Neko Case You've got such sweet curves in the center of your face New music women have such cute noses They seem to match up just like sunshine and roses New music women have such cute noses So many in the bands when I go to the showses New music women have such cute noses So many I can think of, sweet holy Moses New music women have such cute noses Amazing how the two together often goeses

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BC Records 2010

PRODUCED BY RAY BRAZEN

All instruments and arrangements by Ray.

All songs written by Ray except "Armando's Tune" by Armando Nava.

Recorded and mixed at Lee St. South February-May 2010.

THE AMAZIN' BRAZEN WOULD LIKE TO THANK:
Matt Kamm, Sean Moore, Jasper Bleu, Dusty Mondy, Arkie Jay Calkins, Jessica Cross, Ashley Shaw, Alex Goldman, Kasey Donovan, Adam Ibrahim, Sterling Schroeder, Adam & Marc Kozlow, Danilo Krkljus, Brian Stabile, Mariel Olcoz, Kris Gruda, Jeff Ilgenfritz, Josh Rogers, Jason Temple, Brian Esser, Dave Plotkin, Malcolm Tent, William Berger, and Billy Syndrome.

VIP Lounge: R. Stevie Moore, Armando Nava, Larry Kessler, Jim McCarthy and Paul Thornton.

Much love to my parents and to my cat Shadow.

Extra-special thanks to Steve Carter, Ericka "Wildgirl" Dana, Jim Hass, and everyone at Brazen Guitars for making this album possible (www.brazenguitars.com)

And last but definitely not least, a very, very, very special thanks to Mr. Robert Cordova.

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released June 21, 2010

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RAY BRAZEN Orlando, Florida

From Elmwood Park NJ to Brooklyn NY to Orlando FL, there's no stopping the mighty Ray Brazen. The Revenge of Davey Dawson just might take place tonight! You'd best prepare yourselves.

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